
The grocery store is my nemesis. It is here that for the past eight and a half years I have slowly built the layers of fat that now encircle my body. Junk food, sweets, fatty foods and other assorted land mines lay in wait as I prowl the aisles loading my cart with my weekly allotment of food.
My trek begins in the dairy section. Milk is a necessity, but close at hand lurks pudding cups and ready to bake cookie mixes. I can almost hear them saying, "Eat me!". I grab some lowfat cottage cheese and lowfat yogurt and make my escape. Next is the drink aisle. I only pick up water here. The rows of soft drinks seem to stare at me with their round metallic eyes as I pass them by.
I skip the chip aisle entirely. No use exposing myself to temptation unnecessarily. The first safe have, the paper towel aisle. Nothing to tempt me here. I grab a pack of paper towels, steel myself and move on.
The cereal aisle. Captain Crunch, Tony the Tiger, Sonny and assorted other characters do their best to worm their way into my cart. I get my daughter's cereal bars, turning a blind eye to the colorful boxes. I've made it through a third of the store without making a mistake.
Juices, canned vegetables and cups of fruit come next. I bypass the ready to mix packets of Ramen noodles. Salsa, tomato sauce and chili mix go into the cart. I'm nearly home.
On the coffee aisle I stare longingly at the flavored syrups that beckon from the shelves. With a heavy heart I leave them behind. I take a can of coffee from the shelf and add it to the growing mountain in my cart.
It is better if I pretend the frozen food aisle doesn't exist. There is no such thing as ice-cream!
The land of plenty awaits. Produce! Apples, bananas, lettuce, cucumbers, mushrooms, potatoes and celery all go into the cart. I can't find strawberries but I do find blueberries. In they go.
The bakery is next. Honey buns, cakes, pies and a wall of donuts all thwart my path. With Iron resolve I plow past to the racks of bread. Whole grain English Muffins, Whole wheat bagels and Wheat bread are all I need. I get them and then I start my sprint.
Along one whole wall the deli section looms before me. Chicken breast, deli ham and Turkey! I repeat it over and over, a sort of mantra to ward off the spirits of Jimmy Dean and Oscar Meyer. I finish my run at the checkout. As I load the conveyer with my hoard of food I smile as I notice a distinct lack of tempting items.